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31/10/03 12:35 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
minervasololet's introduce my family to an idea:
I do not want a car
I do not want to take my theory test yet
I do not want driving lessons
I do not care if you threaten to hold any of these hostage and refuse to pay for them, because I do not give a fuck about learning to drive. If I say that, you will get pissy and upset and point out how much you are paying and how useful a skill it is and how, really, I don't have a choice anyway, though you won't phrase it like that because you will refuse to believe that I can be quite hppy with public transport, and intend to work from home anyway.
telling me you won't buy me a car if I don't apply for my driving test right this minute shouldn't work. I do not want the bloody car. But I have to pretend I do, or you will get angry and want to know why you're wasting all this money on me. And quite frankly, i would like to know that too.
*bangs head against wall*
*repeatedly*
ther isn't a way out. I could fight with mum and harry, but I don't like doing that, and I'd still end up taking the bloody lessons and bloody test and bloody car. So easier not to fight, but look occasionally sulky.
Seriously: when have I ever expressed a desire to learn to drive? Why do they think i want to? Apparently it's eaier to learn to drive in your teens (I'll give them that, since I can hardly compare) and I'm guessing neither of them got that oppurtunity.
you know what scares me / pisses me off? Soon i'm going to have to start practising with them. i do not ant mum and/or harry in the car with me. Especialyl without an instructor. Maybe if we got a limo, and I could put up a nice sound proof screen.
*continues to bang head on wall, and waits for mother to get back with credit card so I can book this theory test I don't want to take*
I do not want a car
I do not want to take my theory test yet
I do not want driving lessons
I do not care if you threaten to hold any of these hostage and refuse to pay for them, because I do not give a fuck about learning to drive. If I say that, you will get pissy and upset and point out how much you are paying and how useful a skill it is and how, really, I don't have a choice anyway, though you won't phrase it like that because you will refuse to believe that I can be quite hppy with public transport, and intend to work from home anyway.
telling me you won't buy me a car if I don't apply for my driving test right this minute shouldn't work. I do not want the bloody car. But I have to pretend I do, or you will get angry and want to know why you're wasting all this money on me. And quite frankly, i would like to know that too.
*bangs head against wall*
*repeatedly*
ther isn't a way out. I could fight with mum and harry, but I don't like doing that, and I'd still end up taking the bloody lessons and bloody test and bloody car. So easier not to fight, but look occasionally sulky.
Seriously: when have I ever expressed a desire to learn to drive? Why do they think i want to? Apparently it's eaier to learn to drive in your teens (I'll give them that, since I can hardly compare) and I'm guessing neither of them got that oppurtunity.
you know what scares me / pisses me off? Soon i'm going to have to start practising with them. i do not ant mum and/or harry in the car with me. Especialyl without an instructor. Maybe if we got a limo, and I could put up a nice sound proof screen.
*continues to bang head on wall, and waits for mother to get back with credit card so I can book this theory test I don't want to take*
