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minervasoloI dreamt last night.
...no, wait, it's a good one, I swear. Not like the night before when I dreamt I had 20 emails end of dream.
I watched the 101 most embarrassing sexual accidents last night, which explains vaguely where this dream came from. For the first half of the dream I wasn't in it. There was a girl, vaguely reminiscent of Cordelia on Buffy, who was aksed to be in a movie. They filmed something (I forget what) and then asked her to do a jacuzzi scene with two other girls. Yep, a porn movie, but like no porn movie ever seen. She joked that she hoped they wouldn't have to do anything, and the director assured her they wouldn't.
For a short while I was that girl, and I got in the jacuzzi and it wasn't as warm as it could have been. And then she was an individual entity again and I wasn't in the dream (this happens a lot). And the director brought the other two girls over. This is the point where you realise how weird it is. The girl I had been was wearing red boxers, and nothing else, and was made to speak with a Southern America accent. The second girl was wearing a pink blouse and a pale green suit and two pairs of high heels, one inside the other. She was blond, andmade to speak with an English accent. I don't remember the other girl. They both got in the pool, and the male star wandered over and made some comment about the blond girl being Lady Penelope. we filmed nothing.
So nothing happened, and we got out of the pool. I was there again, and I wandered down a corridor to look at the computer which had everything filmed so far on. The film was goingto be three hours long, and it had screenshots of each sequnce to be, but only an hour had been shot. I watched that hour (which didn't take an hour to watch, but I was skipping through a bit looking for the male star who, accordng the the screenshot, ought to be getting involved with another male star with seven limbs). So, it was a sci fi porn movie. About half the population of a very dry and battered earth were mutants and didn't look human (explaining the seven limb guy). There was some bit with girls fighting to stop something get blown up, a la Buffy, and a lot of narration. No porn whatsoever.
And that's basically it. I went and told the other girls, and they mentioned the guy was filming his porn scene now, but I walked past the door and overheard him complaining he couldn't do it. Then I went and played on the computer a bit more to see if I could find any other interesting bits of teh film.
More work today. And I'm blatantly going to go and buy FAKE despite my utter conviction that I should wait until I've been paid. And I'm sure some other interesting things have happened to me, but I remember nothing. Well, nothing interesting ever actually happens to me, so fair doos.
updated C&S.
...no, wait, it's a good one, I swear. Not like the night before when I dreamt I had 20 emails end of dream.
I watched the 101 most embarrassing sexual accidents last night, which explains vaguely where this dream came from. For the first half of the dream I wasn't in it. There was a girl, vaguely reminiscent of Cordelia on Buffy, who was aksed to be in a movie. They filmed something (I forget what) and then asked her to do a jacuzzi scene with two other girls. Yep, a porn movie, but like no porn movie ever seen. She joked that she hoped they wouldn't have to do anything, and the director assured her they wouldn't.
For a short while I was that girl, and I got in the jacuzzi and it wasn't as warm as it could have been. And then she was an individual entity again and I wasn't in the dream (this happens a lot). And the director brought the other two girls over. This is the point where you realise how weird it is. The girl I had been was wearing red boxers, and nothing else, and was made to speak with a Southern America accent. The second girl was wearing a pink blouse and a pale green suit and two pairs of high heels, one inside the other. She was blond, andmade to speak with an English accent. I don't remember the other girl. They both got in the pool, and the male star wandered over and made some comment about the blond girl being Lady Penelope. we filmed nothing.
So nothing happened, and we got out of the pool. I was there again, and I wandered down a corridor to look at the computer which had everything filmed so far on. The film was goingto be three hours long, and it had screenshots of each sequnce to be, but only an hour had been shot. I watched that hour (which didn't take an hour to watch, but I was skipping through a bit looking for the male star who, accordng the the screenshot, ought to be getting involved with another male star with seven limbs). So, it was a sci fi porn movie. About half the population of a very dry and battered earth were mutants and didn't look human (explaining the seven limb guy). There was some bit with girls fighting to stop something get blown up, a la Buffy, and a lot of narration. No porn whatsoever.
And that's basically it. I went and told the other girls, and they mentioned the guy was filming his porn scene now, but I walked past the door and overheard him complaining he couldn't do it. Then I went and played on the computer a bit more to see if I could find any other interesting bits of teh film.
More work today. And I'm blatantly going to go and buy FAKE despite my utter conviction that I should wait until I've been paid. And I'm sure some other interesting things have happened to me, but I remember nothing. Well, nothing interesting ever actually happens to me, so fair doos.
updated C&S.
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Date: 27/7/04 08:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 27/7/04 10:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 27/7/04 03:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 27/7/04 11:16 am (UTC)Ooh, if you buy FAKE, can we do a swapsie with that and FB? (Although I really shouldn't be encouraging you to spend more money, should I. . . .)
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Date: 27/7/04 11:34 am (UTC)You know, I never stopped to count the limbs on that guy, I was too busy clicking on teh photograph to get to the porn. But I still know he had seven limbs, and I even then I couldn't work out how they'd got the picture from a sequence that hadn't been shot yet.
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Date: 27/7/04 01:13 pm (UTC)Wow, a vague semblance of sense in a dream? O.o This is a day to mark.
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Date: 27/7/04 02:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 27/7/04 11:44 pm (UTC)