Suppress the frog spawn
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minervasoloActually, I would have called it a Flying Suacer Traffic Jam or An Explosion In A Pizza Factory, but that's because I've read 'droodles', and gRosie hasn't. See, I have spent a large portion of the last two maths lessons filling the entire margin of a page with tiny circles, all touching. tiny circles. Like, two millimetres across at most.
Bored? Me?
I'm going on a maths trip tomorrow. Scary trains. And I did tell people! Just perhaps not everyone, and not very loudly. People kept commenting on me being quiet recently.
Feeling all orgnaised. Essays to Cambridge, check. Maths trip sorted, check. CD to Anria, check. Writing Origfic, check. Update Somethingwhispers, check. Driving Lesson, check. Well, in a few hours, anyway. December is a busy month. Hence being in denial that it is actually December. And very peased I don't have an advent calendar, because I do not need a ticking time bomb to remind me that I don't actually have time to fit everything in
To prepare for:
- Maths trip tomorrow
- Eng Essay
- Phys test
- Crit Think Test
- Driving lesson with new instructor (must find out when)
- Cambridge interview (lovely lovely denial again)
- Theory test
- Christmas; must buy Hearn more presents and extra stuff for various family members
- New Years; current plan is finding someone to babysit for so I can demand £10 an hour, more after midnight. Except of course I won't have the nerve to mention it, and will probably get normal rate.
- other stuff I can't remember.
Sheep, their a bit odd really, I mean why are they on the planet anyway, what is the point. All they do is shit and eat, and fuck …and have kids, and raise kids… and live in groups, and grow hair, and fight, then fuck again and have more kids, who eat and shit, and fuck……Wait a minite doesn’t this sound a bit familer?!
Ok humans and sheep, what is the difference? Ok you would say intelligence, but knowing some of the people I have met, their realy isn’t much in it. In fact if anything sheep are better. Do sheep kill other sheep for no reason at all? NO! do sheep kill other animals for fun? NO! do sheep polute the planet? NO! Do sheep drop atomic bombs? NO! Do sheep go round malesting other animals? NO! Do humans? YES! And even if sheep did do all of this, at least they have the decency to contribute into the food chain, but not humans, no.
Humans are even worse than a wast of space, we are the earth’s paricite. We eat everthing, and never get eaten, pollute everthing then complain about it! I mean if we were sheep, then we would have something to complain about. Live in a field, eat only grass, no contraception, every-so-often get buggered by some mad welsh man, and after all this in your short life, you get shot in the head and sold from sainsberys as a “by one get one free” special offer.
Poor little buggers. I suppose it’s their fault for being so damb tasty. I wounder if non-tasty sheep will evolve. I forgot to mention sheering in the long line of sheep complaints. Imagine you’re a sheep. You spend several months growing the ultamite in sheep fashion, wool, and then sum bastered comes along, pins you down and shaves it off! Then he goes and chucks it in a pile with everyone elses wool! The cheek! Just cause he can’t grow his own, plus he’s got everyone elses. He’s only little, he don’t need that many. And do you ever see him wearing them? No. next thing you know your standing but nacked in front of everyone! Luckily their but-nacked too, so you don’t feel that bad, but it’s bloody cold for the next couple of weeks. And what is their obsession with nicking our tales? It’s bloody painful for one thing, and you look preety stupid, and it means easier acces for the welsh! … Oh that’s probably why then. So there you are, but-nacked with nothing covering your arse, then who comes along. One of the short people, you know, unusually small humans with big heads and bad co-ordination. Anyway but-naked with arse showing and it waddles up “looo wa thw shhweepy” it screems with it’s shrill bleating voice, it’s little stubby fingers waving and pointing at your exposed nether regions.
“Fuck off you stunted little twat!!” you shout. But then it goes and trys to imitate you, obviously mocking
“Baaaah!” well you wouldn’t take that standing up now would you. So you shout a bit more
“You little piece of shit, small lump of curdaling vomit, bloody piece of no-good-to-anybody crap, you…, you…, you…, WELSH!”
“bla bla bla bla blah….BKAAAAAAAAHAH” I maen what can you do. If that fence wasen t theur then that little mother-fucker’s throught would have been ripped out already, but the fence is there, and the little runt evedentaly is too stupid to understand an insult. You go back to eating, mearily turning round and mooning them. You can hear it make a nasty wailing noise “he, he, he, ha, ha, ha” it’s obviously in pain. ‘good’ you think and keep on eating.
I hate the fucking short ones, there the worst. Desiesed little humans, always slobereing and wailing, I sweare I’ll catch something if they touch me. This is precisely why they need to be wiped out. Mwhhha ha ha, mwahhhhh mmmmmwha ha ha maaaaaaah mah mah mah, maaaaaa maaaaa maaaaahhh maaahhhh mmmmaaahhh maaaaaaaa.mmmmmmmmwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok so perhaps we have got a little carried away with being a sheep. Got to feel sorry for the poor bad tempered little basterdes thoungh. Their whole lives there pushed around, shaved, then shot.
That's compelte with original spellings, grammar, and content. ::pets Tor::: Gotta love that girl. One of the people I do identify with, and hence rarely find irritating. And when you receive emails like that for no apparant reason...
Bored? Me?
I'm going on a maths trip tomorrow. Scary trains. And I did tell people! Just perhaps not everyone, and not very loudly. People kept commenting on me being quiet recently.
Feeling all orgnaised. Essays to Cambridge, check. Maths trip sorted, check. CD to Anria, check. Writing Origfic, check. Update Somethingwhispers, check. Driving Lesson, check. Well, in a few hours, anyway. December is a busy month. Hence being in denial that it is actually December. And very peased I don't have an advent calendar, because I do not need a ticking time bomb to remind me that I don't actually have time to fit everything in
To prepare for:
- Maths trip tomorrow
- Eng Essay
- Phys test
- Crit Think Test
- Driving lesson with new instructor (must find out when)
- Cambridge interview (lovely lovely denial again)
- Theory test
- Christmas; must buy Hearn more presents and extra stuff for various family members
- New Years; current plan is finding someone to babysit for so I can demand £10 an hour, more after midnight. Except of course I won't have the nerve to mention it, and will probably get normal rate.
- other stuff I can't remember.
Sheep, their a bit odd really, I mean why are they on the planet anyway, what is the point. All they do is shit and eat, and fuck …and have kids, and raise kids… and live in groups, and grow hair, and fight, then fuck again and have more kids, who eat and shit, and fuck……Wait a minite doesn’t this sound a bit familer?!
Ok humans and sheep, what is the difference? Ok you would say intelligence, but knowing some of the people I have met, their realy isn’t much in it. In fact if anything sheep are better. Do sheep kill other sheep for no reason at all? NO! do sheep kill other animals for fun? NO! do sheep polute the planet? NO! Do sheep drop atomic bombs? NO! Do sheep go round malesting other animals? NO! Do humans? YES! And even if sheep did do all of this, at least they have the decency to contribute into the food chain, but not humans, no.
Humans are even worse than a wast of space, we are the earth’s paricite. We eat everthing, and never get eaten, pollute everthing then complain about it! I mean if we were sheep, then we would have something to complain about. Live in a field, eat only grass, no contraception, every-so-often get buggered by some mad welsh man, and after all this in your short life, you get shot in the head and sold from sainsberys as a “by one get one free” special offer.
Poor little buggers. I suppose it’s their fault for being so damb tasty. I wounder if non-tasty sheep will evolve. I forgot to mention sheering in the long line of sheep complaints. Imagine you’re a sheep. You spend several months growing the ultamite in sheep fashion, wool, and then sum bastered comes along, pins you down and shaves it off! Then he goes and chucks it in a pile with everyone elses wool! The cheek! Just cause he can’t grow his own, plus he’s got everyone elses. He’s only little, he don’t need that many. And do you ever see him wearing them? No. next thing you know your standing but nacked in front of everyone! Luckily their but-nacked too, so you don’t feel that bad, but it’s bloody cold for the next couple of weeks. And what is their obsession with nicking our tales? It’s bloody painful for one thing, and you look preety stupid, and it means easier acces for the welsh! … Oh that’s probably why then. So there you are, but-nacked with nothing covering your arse, then who comes along. One of the short people, you know, unusually small humans with big heads and bad co-ordination. Anyway but-naked with arse showing and it waddles up “looo wa thw shhweepy” it screems with it’s shrill bleating voice, it’s little stubby fingers waving and pointing at your exposed nether regions.
“Fuck off you stunted little twat!!” you shout. But then it goes and trys to imitate you, obviously mocking
“Baaaah!” well you wouldn’t take that standing up now would you. So you shout a bit more
“You little piece of shit, small lump of curdaling vomit, bloody piece of no-good-to-anybody crap, you…, you…, you…, WELSH!”
“bla bla bla bla blah….BKAAAAAAAAHAH” I maen what can you do. If that fence wasen t theur then that little mother-fucker’s throught would have been ripped out already, but the fence is there, and the little runt evedentaly is too stupid to understand an insult. You go back to eating, mearily turning round and mooning them. You can hear it make a nasty wailing noise “he, he, he, ha, ha, ha” it’s obviously in pain. ‘good’ you think and keep on eating.
I hate the fucking short ones, there the worst. Desiesed little humans, always slobereing and wailing, I sweare I’ll catch something if they touch me. This is precisely why they need to be wiped out. Mwhhha ha ha, mwahhhhh mmmmmwha ha ha maaaaaaah mah mah mah, maaaaaa maaaaa maaaaahhh maaahhhh mmmmaaahhh maaaaaaaa.mmmmmmmmwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok so perhaps we have got a little carried away with being a sheep. Got to feel sorry for the poor bad tempered little basterdes thoungh. Their whole lives there pushed around, shaved, then shot.
That's compelte with original spellings, grammar, and content. ::pets Tor::: Gotta love that girl. One of the people I do identify with, and hence rarely find irritating. And when you receive emails like that for no apparant reason...
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Date: 2/12/03 05:38 pm (UTC)Crit Think test? Ooh, Olly's being evil this year, it seems. . . .
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Date: 2/12/03 05:43 pm (UTC)