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minervasoloMake a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. etc.
I'm skipping kids and animals, because thouse aren't really pairings I want to contemplate (and you just know they'd pair up with another character in the most pervy way possible). And the housekeeper from Father Ted, mostly because I can't remember her name right now.
Aya/Bart
Aya wouldn't know what to do with Bart. All grown up Bart would be thrilled at a chance to practice Japanese and see a katana in action, and would be all freaked out that Aya was a killed but sympathise over the sister thing. And somewhere in the whirlwind of enthusiasm, Aya would find himself having wild, cheerful sex with Bart. And then feel guilty about it, because it wouldn't help him avenge his sister. Until Bart talked him into calling her (this is Gluhen Aya, after all) and he'd be chatting away before he even realised he was.
Bobby and Jean Paul/Draco Malfoy
Bobby makes no sense, but Jean Paul and Draco would be attracted to each other out of pure snark (it's fanart, so I'm assuming a distinctly fanon Draco; Maya's, in fact). Though Jean Paul would hate him for being a racist aristocrat. Mostly, any sex would be hate sex. And Bobby looking startled and horrified, especially when Draco's rhetoric reminds him of his father's.
Darth Vader/Detective
Some sort of weird scifi crossover. Even Ihartdarth Vader doesn't make this work any better in my head. So, um.
FrankNFurter/Gaz
Poor Gaz. Lets face it, if he ever slept with a bloke, it'd be someone like Frank. He'd be drunk. Frank would have had Donna first, and Gaz'd probably be there to hit him.
Grand Moff Tarkin/Jereon
Much as I love Peter Cushing, he is too old. Though since both characters are dead, maybe this is ghost sex. Can't see hippy Jereon taking well to Tarkin regardless. More hatesex?
Midnighter and the Engineer/Rose and Eddie
Somehow my icons have conspired to produce a foursome. Mostly, Rose would seduce the Engineer (Angie) in the name of experimentation, which Mid would have a long talk with Eddie about resolving his sexual orientation. Eddie would then run off to Zach Zatanna, while Mid went back to his husband. Ed might stop to watch Angie and Rose first though, because he no longer has those sexual hangups (and Rose would probably invite him to join in, because tails are fun)
William Mosely/Vyvan
It's Peter from Narnia, and the punk from the Young Ones. 1940s straight-laced pure of heart teenager, and 1980s angry and rebellious teenager. Actually, I think I just talked myself into that one. Through some strange timetravelling accident, Peter ends up in the 80s, is horrified, and joins Vyvan in punkhood and toaster eating. They'd kick Rick out of the house, and Peter would have his room. Coolguy Mike would probably try and score with Susan.
I don't have many icons with women in. A couple with girls that I skipped, but still. That's a strange meme.
I'm skipping kids and animals, because thouse aren't really pairings I want to contemplate (and you just know they'd pair up with another character in the most pervy way possible). And the housekeeper from Father Ted, mostly because I can't remember her name right now.
Aya/Bart
Aya wouldn't know what to do with Bart. All grown up Bart would be thrilled at a chance to practice Japanese and see a katana in action, and would be all freaked out that Aya was a killed but sympathise over the sister thing. And somewhere in the whirlwind of enthusiasm, Aya would find himself having wild, cheerful sex with Bart. And then feel guilty about it, because it wouldn't help him avenge his sister. Until Bart talked him into calling her (this is Gluhen Aya, after all) and he'd be chatting away before he even realised he was.
Bobby and Jean Paul/Draco Malfoy
Bobby makes no sense, but Jean Paul and Draco would be attracted to each other out of pure snark (it's fanart, so I'm assuming a distinctly fanon Draco; Maya's, in fact). Though Jean Paul would hate him for being a racist aristocrat. Mostly, any sex would be hate sex. And Bobby looking startled and horrified, especially when Draco's rhetoric reminds him of his father's.
Darth Vader/Detective
Some sort of weird scifi crossover. Even Ihartdarth Vader doesn't make this work any better in my head. So, um.
FrankNFurter/Gaz
Poor Gaz. Lets face it, if he ever slept with a bloke, it'd be someone like Frank. He'd be drunk. Frank would have had Donna first, and Gaz'd probably be there to hit him.
Grand Moff Tarkin/Jereon
Much as I love Peter Cushing, he is too old. Though since both characters are dead, maybe this is ghost sex. Can't see hippy Jereon taking well to Tarkin regardless. More hatesex?
Midnighter and the Engineer/Rose and Eddie
Somehow my icons have conspired to produce a foursome. Mostly, Rose would seduce the Engineer (Angie) in the name of experimentation, which Mid would have a long talk with Eddie about resolving his sexual orientation. Eddie would then run off to Zach Zatanna, while Mid went back to his husband. Ed might stop to watch Angie and Rose first though, because he no longer has those sexual hangups (and Rose would probably invite him to join in, because tails are fun)
William Mosely/Vyvan
It's Peter from Narnia, and the punk from the Young Ones. 1940s straight-laced pure of heart teenager, and 1980s angry and rebellious teenager. Actually, I think I just talked myself into that one. Through some strange timetravelling accident, Peter ends up in the 80s, is horrified, and joins Vyvan in punkhood and toaster eating. They'd kick Rick out of the house, and Peter would have his room. Coolguy Mike would probably try and score with Susan.
I don't have many icons with women in. A couple with girls that I skipped, but still. That's a strange meme.
