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Daah! Del has deleted her journal. Whuh? memememmmmm

She was the one who gave me this account. And posted a lot, so there was always something to read. Usually very very good somethings. And no one seems to know why, precisely she did it. Okay, the one other person who referenced it on her boyfriend's Flist I found. And now I feel like strange stalker girl.

( three things meme )

Mum's just offered me £100 to buy summer clothes with. Clo's been getting clothes a lot recently, so it's mostly guilt coupled with the fact I've been complaining about having no trousers that fit nicely any more. So if Anria's still on for shopping, I definitely am.

I wanted to sleep in today, really really sleep in. So I got woken at 8. Tried to go back to sleep, but from 9 onwards there was lots of lovely noise. Harry's gone canooing. I'm wandering around in my pyjamas upstairs while downstairs and outside is full of strange men from the pub. And now I'm tired again, but it's basically a given I'll be tired until after the exams, so I'll be very unsocialable at times. I'm still in mild denial about it being the weekend. Must shower and dress and find out what network my phone is on so I can actually buy credit this time. Went out to get some last night and ended up just buying a paper because I really couldn't remember.

From a link Anria posted

33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.

34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.

http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html

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Our local garage doesn't sell the right credit for my p[hone. And the guy also mistoke 'Virgin' for 'vodaphone'. I know I occasionally have trouble with slurring and llisping, but not even I can get one so wrong it sounds like the other, right? Different number of bloody syllables!

G'ford. If I end up going alone, I'll probably get far more shopping done (I can't buy stuff for myself when someone else is there. Their presence immediately turns me into a fat lump), but if I go alone it (a) won't be as much fun and (b) I'm not sure if I can be arsed. I do have revision to do.

Okay, of course I'm going into Gford. There are comics I want. The clothes shopping may come down to 'anything I can buy without trying on' but that's enough for now. Still, I'd love for Anria to come. Maybe once I've got credit we can decide on a more ad hoc basis?

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49. Not allowed to trade military equipment for 'magic beans'.

50. Not allowed to sell magic beans during duty hours.

77. The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."

87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

137. Should not show up at the front gate wearing part of a Russian uniform, messily drunk.

138. Even if my commander did it.

145. I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.

146. Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same.

156. I will no longer perform 'lap-dances' while in uniform.

157. If I take the uniform off, in the course of the lap-dance, it still counts.

174. Furby ® is not allowed into classified areas. (I swear to the gods, I did not make that up, it's actually DOD policy).