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minervasolo33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.
34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.
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Our local garage doesn't sell the right credit for my p[hone. And the guy also mistoke 'Virgin' for 'vodaphone'. I know I occasionally have trouble with slurring and llisping, but not even I can get one so wrong it sounds like the other, right? Different number of bloody syllables!
G'ford. If I end up going alone, I'll probably get far more shopping done (I can't buy stuff for myself when someone else is there. Their presence immediately turns me into a fat lump), but if I go alone it (a) won't be as much fun and (b) I'm not sure if I can be arsed. I do have revision to do.
Okay, of course I'm going into Gford. There are comics I want. The clothes shopping may come down to 'anything I can buy without trying on' but that's enough for now. Still, I'd love for Anria to come. Maybe once I've got credit we can decide on a more ad hoc basis?
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49. Not allowed to trade military equipment for 'magic beans'.
50. Not allowed to sell magic beans during duty hours.
77. The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
137. Should not show up at the front gate wearing part of a Russian uniform, messily drunk.
138. Even if my commander did it.
145. I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.
146. Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same.
156. I will no longer perform 'lap-dances' while in uniform.
157. If I take the uniform off, in the course of the lap-dance, it still counts.
174. Furby ® is not allowed into classified areas. (I swear to the gods, I did not make that up, it's actually DOD policy).
34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.
http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html
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Our local garage doesn't sell the right credit for my p[hone. And the guy also mistoke 'Virgin' for 'vodaphone'. I know I occasionally have trouble with slurring and llisping, but not even I can get one so wrong it sounds like the other, right? Different number of bloody syllables!
G'ford. If I end up going alone, I'll probably get far more shopping done (I can't buy stuff for myself when someone else is there. Their presence immediately turns me into a fat lump), but if I go alone it (a) won't be as much fun and (b) I'm not sure if I can be arsed. I do have revision to do.
Okay, of course I'm going into Gford. There are comics I want. The clothes shopping may come down to 'anything I can buy without trying on' but that's enough for now. Still, I'd love for Anria to come. Maybe once I've got credit we can decide on a more ad hoc basis?
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49. Not allowed to trade military equipment for 'magic beans'.
50. Not allowed to sell magic beans during duty hours.
77. The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
137. Should not show up at the front gate wearing part of a Russian uniform, messily drunk.
138. Even if my commander did it.
145. I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.
146. Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same.
156. I will no longer perform 'lap-dances' while in uniform.
157. If I take the uniform off, in the course of the lap-dance, it still counts.
174. Furby ® is not allowed into classified areas. (I swear to the gods, I did not make that up, it's actually DOD policy).
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Date: 16/5/04 02:30 am (UTC)That was Hatty, friend from when i was three. She knows someone who works with Rosie, funnily enough.
Chloe is fine, with red hair now. Said she saw you waiting for your girlfriend. Was slightly surprised to here I'd seen you with Gareth.